Porco Suave app for iPhone and iPad

The time has come to defend everything that is good and right in the world. So wax your mustache, don those slick aviators, and take to the skies! Be sure to avoid your feathered foes, unless you think youre suave enough to handle it. Just dont start to question why youre a pig or how youre able to fly, or the whole thing falls apart.

Fly back and forth to avoid enemies and falling weights. Collect your mustache and sunglasses and become PORCO SUAVE! Now you have the power to destroy anything in your path... as long as its made of feathers. Seriously, watch out for the falling weights.

Contents of game include:
- 1 derpy pig
- sunglasses
- mustaches
- a copious amount of green birds
- improbable falling weights
- more birds, but this time theyre gold
- identical clouds
- even more birds
- the sky

So how do you pronounce Porco Suave? Well, in Portuguese, it translates to "smooth pig". It can also mean "tender pork", but thats not really the image were going for. I only picked the title because it sounded good, after all. Try it: "pork-o swa-vey"